Premature jizzing is common. In fact, here in Australia, untimely jizz affects 31 percent of biological males —which is a lot, really, and explains why many of us have a cooling-off strategy. So what do guys think about when the sex gets too much and it's only been 12 seconds? Well, lots of stuff—as we discovered by asking dudes around Melbourne. Lukey : Concrete.
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Of all the surprising things one learns about human nature by spending a lot of time on 4chan, Reddit, and other internet forums frequented by young men, the thing that has truly astounded me is the prevalence of the practice of keeping some sort of receptacle or vessel for one's semen. I would have thought this was something only the truly weird and depraved would do, yet whenever the subject comes up, people come out of the woodwork to admit they do the same. The two most famous cases of semen hoarding gone awry were not shocking to the internet because of the mere fact of routine sperm collection, but because of the eventual fate that befell them. In the case of the infamous " cumbox " of Reddit a young man posted photos of the shoe box he had been ejaculating into for years , it was exceptional because in a fit of embarrassment, he unsuccessfully attempted to light the box on fire, and then later mold grew in it. Similarly, the " brony cum jar " was interesting because it had been sitting on a radiator and nearly boiled the My Little Pony figurine that was inside the jar, up to its wee neck in brony jizz.
Skip navigation! Story from Body. Even if you've never actually seen semen , you probably have some idea of what it looks like — it's whitish-grey and gel-like. It most certainly isn't yellow